i restore myself when I'm alone

- marilyn monroe

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ripplingmirrors:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only thing you should be worried about

gethenian:

hiddlestonhug:

my-jumbled-thoughts:

hannlbalism:

cinematicnomad:

teeheehaha-ara:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

jaba-the-slut:

PLOT TWIST.

this is incredible

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING

this was too amazing not to reblog

WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. woah.

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Alexa Meade


She’s brilliant.

Wow! Amazing!

Mind=blown

(via alphamanda)

lxght-speed:

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

(via pale-iinsanity)

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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(Source: a-dolf-in, via alphamanda)

"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"

- Steve Maraboli  (via quase-heroi)

(Source: psych-facts, via quase-heroi)

aseaofquotes:

Jonathan Tropper, One Last Thing Before I Go
buttgirl:

You know that feeling you get when you really like someone and you hold their hand for the first time? How it just feels so satisfying to know they have the same feelings for you? It feels like a sexual release. It’s such a light, timid hand hold. Like, they can let go easily if they want and you can too but you both try so hard to hold onto each other so lightly. It just feels so innocent and right. Literally one of the best feelings in the world.
sereinsky:

commovente:

Amy Lawless, from the Advice to Young Poets series

so beautiful